I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Me: have you ever tried african food
You: no
Me: they haven't either
I ate some gunpowder once. It was a exploding experience.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
my life
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
