Exit jokes

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

A horse walks into a bar.

Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!

Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.