A Tinsel-Covered Exit

interesting?

I agree?

yes omg

who r u

A chick?

cool im leo

Sick!

You got uwu?

yeah ig hru

yeah i do

What is the name?

ae cha

irl name

So Leo or?

Here look up WC Siarra and we’ll talk later

you can call me either lol

on uwu it's ae cha

OMG YAS TAKE ME W/ U

kk

WTF

huh-

fr

hi madi

wsg

hi amy

nthin much u

took a math test

IM TYPING WITH NAILS

OMG MADI REAL

LMFAO CAN I SEE

SO THIS SHIT MAKE ME TYPE SLIGHTLY SLOWER

its so loud XD

........

AUBREY

I WANNA SEE YOUR NAILS

wsg

STOP STALKING ME

HOWD U KNOW

HEHEH

OH BET I GOTCHU HOLD UP

IM WATCHING U RN

JKJK ONG

OMGGG

I SHOWED JAKE TOO <33

OMG THEYRE SO PRETTY 😍

omg is that you ur so pretty

The nails?

YES

OH WAIT FUCK DAGGERS RULE

U LOOK SO PRETTY SAME w/ YOUR NAILS

also hi amy

OH SHI DELETE IT

They’re cool ig

hi

Hello.

hru?

meh. my head hurts.

same omg

it's like 2 am where i liv

i should be sleeping since im still recovering from sleeping but who cares

it’s 1 pm for me

fun

yup

d3ad chat fr

It is.

nope im still here

I am tired as well.

real

IT ISSS TY

why did you censor dead 😭

im so tired i should be sleeping

idek

Hello everyone.

I got like four hours of sleep.

Hello, Mal.

Alas, so did I.

my eyes are red

Hello, Flappy. How do you do?

like puffy

lol

ayyy maybe ill sleep but idk

:))))

wilk ITS OK HHSUVIHV

I am tired. I had a flight last night, and my cat was being slightly autistic throughout the night and kept banging on my door, so I did not get the most quality sleep.

oh hahaah my cat ispretty quiet

Most unfortunate.

I was up until two playing Subway Surfers, but could not sleep until four.

Truly.

One of my cats is. The other is quite annoying at times.

I was also playing Bitlife, as I've made a goal to collect all the ribbons or badges, whichever they're called.

How pitiful.

interesting

Very interesting.

Most fascinating indeed.

Mal, it is less than three hours until we can return to normal speech.

Hooray.

I am most excited about that!

Can you believe Christmas is just a week away?

It will surely a relief to speak as I used to, which all capital letters and no punctuation.

Just a week away. Wow! I am so happy about this information.

It absolutely stuns me each time I'm reminded.

face reveal

ELMOS WORLD

Certainly.

these nails suck ass

im like so close to just talking in lowercase

theryre cute

just because its easier

its harder to talk in caps now with these

PISSIN G ME OFF

now you sound sad

Haha.

i wear press ons for the ulzzang aesthetic lol

not the “.”

I DO TOO

BUT THIS SHIT

I CANT

I mustn't forget punctuation.

THEY PRETTY

BUT IMA BOUTA RIP EM OFF

also

so i didnt have nail glue right?

so i used a hot glue gun

NOT THE BRIGHTEST IDEA

Oh, dear.

BUT IT WORKED

MADI 💀

HOT GLUE?

SAME SHIT RIGHT

JUST HOT

YES

Do you not have caps lock?

NOOO

IT DIDNT EVEN BURN

IT IS NOT THE SAME 😭

I believe it will damage your nails terribly.

your nails are dead

You are really quite silly.

yes omg

FUCK MA NAILS

im wearing rpess on nails

THEY DEAD ANYWAYS

You are also slightly not thinking straight in the head.

I CHEW ON EM

for the aesthetic

CAUSE IM ALWAYS ANXIOUS

MADII 😭😭😭

My nails are quite a disaster right now because I always chomp on them.

HOT GLUE IS NOT A VIABLE SUBSTITUTE

they dont grow if you put nails on top

shit i’m in health

Madi is very a goofy child, she will learn, I am sure.

i don’t wanna do rhs

i’m not having sex

ummm me neither

i almost did

we dont talk abt that tho

Oh, my.

BUT

IT WORKED

AYYYYYYYYYY

fr*

COUGH

i cant read it since i dont know those words in english

but like ewww

which method do you be using

missionary fr

none

AHAOUHAUIHFHUIUAF

Haha.

MAL

💀

U SOUND SO SARCASTIC

broski

Yes?

Laughing out loud.

I'm sorry.

ITS BEEN 24 HOURS

Not quite.

KMS BRO

Mal, she does not tell the truth.

I NEEDA PFP

USE PINTREST

I DID

It has been about twenty-two hours, correct?

BUT STILL

I can draw you one

hmmm

No

MY FACE IS NOT VERY DRAWABLE

Twenty-one and thirteen minutes.

I see.

I can fix that

My ankles are very itchy.

😏

kidding

but

maybe

if it turns out well

😏

i’ll send you a ref on uwu if you want

Okay

NROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ima see

Vroom.

how long i can keep these nails on

lightning mcqueen DUPE

until it pisses me off

AMY

AMY NO

That's what my neighbors were doing throughout the night; I believe they just got a new car.

NAH GET THT DUPE SHIT OUTTA HERE

It is very loud.

Screech.

lol whaat

YES

Why are you the way that you are?

ITS MAKING MY BRAIN ITXHY

i feel like a villian

ITXHY

ITXHX

ITCHY

Why?

FUCKIN FREDDY COGGER WITH THESE

COGGER

HAHAHA

AHHAIUHIAD

COGGERRRRRF

IDK HOW TO SPELL IT HOLD UP

Is it because you bully special needs cats?

......

oml i fucked tht up so bad

freddy crogger

ITS KRUGER

You are all quite silly.

It is.

OH WELL SAME SHIT

Not quite.

stfu flappers

DAGGER WANNABE

freddy cooger

That is quite an insult.

i concur.

NROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW VRM VRM

If Flappy were to be like Dagger, I am not sure I'd speak to her again.

same

OH WAIT

what is going on

I ALR HAVE

Say, friends. I motion we have an extremely formal conversation.

i left for like 2 minutes

CAUSE FLAPPERS IS FAKE

What do you mean?

FOR SPEAKING

IN LOWERCASE

Was this statement directed towards me?

I concur, as I shan't feel quite as lonely if everyone were to speak properly.

No.

Apologies for the way Donut is acting, Mal, I am sure she does not mean it.

Indeed.

Madison, would you like to join us in eloquent speech?

That is quite alright, as I know how to spell "Krueger", I shan't take her silliness seriously.

Goodness me, my brother keeps singing Lucid Dreams.

In a rather off-key voice.

Yes, Amidhaar, I would. Is that how you spell it, I am not entirely sure.

Neither shall I.

Ah yes, the melodies of pure harmony.

The other Madison, I believe she meant.

I see. My apologies.

I was referring to the other Madison, however having you with me is always an appreciated delight.

No need for apologies, 'twas an honest mistake.

There is no need for apologies, my dearest Mal.

This is rather entertaining, I must say. I feel as though we should have tea and biscuits.

Crumpets for all!

That is not quite how I would describe it.

who stole my name

And we shan’t forget the buttered scones with jam!

I myself could go for a bowl of Cheerios right now.

I have a sandwich and coffee, and they are quite delightful, I must say.

DARES TO BE CALLED MADI

I had the saddest bowl of cereal this morning.

Now, now. Be nice to Mal.

Such brash language, tsk tsk tsk.

We had very little milk left, so it was far too crunchy.

tsk tsk tsk MY ASS AMY

냠냠냠냠냠v

I did not have anything to fuel my stomachs needs today.

냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠냠

i havent ate in like 2 days

idk why

I would not hesitate to tap your gluteus maximus, Madison.

What the fuck?

im so hungry but i cant eat

What? This is a terrible overreaction.

This genuinely made me laugh out loud. I fear my mother is now concerned.

지금은 정말 밥을 못 먹는데 왜 그런지 모르겠어요. 아마도 부모님이 조금 반대하셨기 때문일 겁니다 :(

The last time I have heard someone say "gluteus maximus" was when my gym teacher was squatting about two years ago.

LOL

She simply refused to say the word "butt". She said it sounded immature. Silly teacher.

My brother is trying to convince me using your phone without a case is the most preferable way to go.

Haha. Silly indeed.

tap that ass how bout tht

HAHAH

"That's how I want to go out: dehydrated and covered in tinsel." Like a Christmas tree? What the hell does this even mean?

That’s what I’m saying

Being baked alive perhaps?

But like, weirdly?

Holocaust style?

Haha.

And Wilk, a response to the last post: I wasn't saying you were a BP member, I was saying Amy, Flappy, Wade, etc., seem to have a "soft spot" from their ex-fellow degenerates, and interact positively and coddle them.

Do I? Give examples please.

Oh okay that makes sense. And i disagree with Wade sympathizing with BP members. He bans them on the spot

Hello, all.

Yo

You support BP members not being immediately banned.

Anon. Hello.

Welcome back to the cesspit.

Hello, Anon. How are you?

If we all followed this rule, Wade and Mal and all the others would have been banned on the spot. I believe they heavily contribute to the community, that is why I believe we shouldn't ban them unless they are being actively detrimental.

I simply leave people alone unless provoked.

As do I.

No, I mean new BP members. Any BP members that join past the "invasion" should be immediately banned without chance for appeal, no matter what.

It’s a quote from a cartoon but yes if you must know I would like to go out as a christmas tree…or a drug addict. Both go out the same

Or just bully them off the site. It is always fun to bully them

I see. I understand that.

You remind me of ADHD austist

It's not, because they already loathe their degenerate selves so much that our insults don't affect them anymore.

It is rather annoying when you insult someone and they simply say "I know". Prevents the proper satisfaction.

Banning them isn’t fun either. It’s abusing power cause someone is being annoying

Yeah, no shit. That's the reason they say it. There's no way of knowing they are offended or not, and if you are wasting energy/time insulting them.

And there is always a way to get under their skin

I know.

Just bring up pronouns. Someone on Bored Panda claimed it was "crying on it's couch" because I questioned it's "they/them" pronouns.

Exactly

It's not about "fun". They actively ruin the quality of the site, and are trying to sabotage it. I even saw cosmologistinterntobe (lmao at that pathetic name which he will never achieve), who literally admitted to destroying the site like a cringy cartoon villain monologue laying out his evil plans.

DAGGERRR

WSG

BP has become aware of the lack of activity, especially moderator activity, on the site, and has used it as an opportunity to invade.

Hello Donut.

I didn't even say anything remarkably rude. I believe I simply questioned how a singular person can use a pronoun used to name multiple people.

The site was already shit to begin with. And I haven’t seen cosmo do anything to contribute to the sites downfall. It’s doing it by itself

Oh gosh, I remember that. It was quite silly.

So then they don’t believe it then. They aren’t a they/them

They were probably offended because I had a point they simply couldn't argue with.

Wilkinson, Wade is sick, Jake and Ethan are barely present, Dagger is M.I.A., and SaH never even uses her modpowers. You're the only hope for this site. You must ban any and all new BP members that join, or else the site will be razed to the ground this December.

HI JAKE

fuck wait dagger

SORRY I READ JAKE

WHEN U SAID IT

SO I TYPED IT

MB

You simply asked a question and that cause a breakdown. If that happens then there is obviously something going on in the noggin

Hm.

It depends what they do.

I'm getting bored of coming to this site only to see the same 4 BP trash jerk themselves off about how they "fought off the evil antisemitic and racist and homophobic trolls" and Baby A.G. 3.0 or whatever the fuck it's called now pointlessly arguing with them.

Exactly. And if they aren't prepared to defend themselves when questioned then they should simply use the pronouns that correspond with their actual gender.

I know. If something turns up I will look into it

They don't even say homophobic now, they all use the term queerphobic. It would be rather silly, if they didn't genuinely believe this.

Poor people don’t even know what between their legs-

jakes doing alright tho

<3

WILK HOSJVOHVIUDHBU

We're not "phobes". Phobes implies we fear them. We just hate them.

I'm transmisic.

Homomisic.

They really work themselves up. If women weren't so determined to be men then it wouldn't bother them that they lack the proper parts to be a true man.

Am I wrong?

NO

BUT I FOUND IT FUNNY

I will be right back in a moment.

DAGGER

I just get so angry when bio men take advantage of this. Like they say they’re women and rape them in the bathrooms. And women thinking they’re boys are so entitled and narcissistic

Also, if you see a tranny that is "FTM" or "MTF", post the YWNBAW/YWNBAM copypasta. Just be careful, because if you use it on the wrong transition (e.g., say "You will never be a woman") to Toby, for example, they will just laugh at you.

Women’s and men’s rights have never been so oppressed

when i say MTF

i mean motherfucker

SO

As do I. They need to stop soiling perfectly good terms for motherfucker.

yes

>muh "girl pickle" gets excited because I'm a heckin' trans valid woman! >3 weeks later >ACK! *rope snaps from weight, bringing a chunk of the ceiling off with it*

Jokes on you I actually have both adhd and autism

Asperger’s?

no cause not to long ago

i met this girl

who said she had a girl pickle

so i made fun of her

Or just say the full word, instead of using Newspeak invented to shorten attention spans, moron.

and then she started crying and calling me racist

You're silly.

and said that i was a disgrace to the lgbtq community

Racist? Laughing out loud.

People who can't even be happy with their gender shouldn't even have rights.

IDIDNT SAY SHIT BOUT RACE

Excuse me? Are you in that shithole?

They need help

no

Actual help

but she said i was a disgrace to it

LMFAO

Why are you in the alphabet cult?

im not

tf

Oh.

Delusional retard, lmao.

IMA GET BRAINWASHED TO IF I DID

GROSS

You should've killed her.

nah

I agree.

i hit her with my car

ALSO DAGGER

Yeah.

HOW WAS YOUR FOOD

ANON

ANON GET UR ASS IN UWUW

Based, hope she died slowly and in agonizing pain.

Hello, Anon.

No?

DAGGER HOW WAS UR FOOD

AT THE RESTURANT

Mhmmm

Oh wait, she had a "girl pickle"? That's not a "she" then, that's a man in a dress.

Very good.

I only do it for fun, I crave on their rage. Their simple-minded brains overloads with information they can't even comprehend, which turns them into retards who yells the most random shit.

WHAT DID U GET

Diabetes.

HAHA

loser

I’m just a retard but like a fun one

No, not fun

You're not fun.

NO LIKE...SHE WAS A GIRL..BUT THEN GOT A PENIS IG?

IDFK

We used to be cool wilk

ITS A MUTANT

Aw you sad?

Who the hell are you again?

Ouch…I feel so hurt

She used to be ADHD autist

That's who she was

>gets criticized once >"WHYYYYYYYYY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WE USED TO BE COOL!" This is why the site is a piece of shit now.

Yes because I acted in such an incredibly wild manner.

dagger

Guys, can you see my messages? I think I got shadowbanned.

IMAGINE BEING A MUTANT

SIARRA

U BITCH

I know how you people act in real life. I know your stomach sank when you saw AG and Wilk say "not fun" simultaneously. You're that weak and thin skinned. ALL OF YOU. Are scum.

U WERENT SUPPOSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE BABY AG

No, retard, the site actually shadowbans people.