Existence jokes
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number one:
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Jesus Christ does exist, he does, and he is the son of God... a God that doesn't exist XD
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Lachlan's life.
My dignity to live.
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why does this exist?
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.