What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
How to not exist: Kys
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
Me.
The joke is me.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
