Existence jokes
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Memes
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
My sad ass life.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.