Existence jokes
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What's life if you don't have one...
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
Memes
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
If I die, does my depression die with me?
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
My sad ass life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
His life.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
How to not exist: Kys.