Existence jokes
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Life is all that matters.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
Me.
The joke is me.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
If you read this, your life is a joke.
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Me.
The joke is me.
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?