Existence

Existence jokes

Bible

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Life

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

Memes

Life

If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...

Have a nice day! 🙂😊

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  • Life

    What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

    For me, life.

    Rule

    The 3 life rules:

    1.

    2.

    3.

    Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.

    Life

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...

    WW2

    What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?

    Life

    Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

    Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

    Person: WTF!

    God

    Stephen Hawking said there is no god.

    God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

    Accident

    When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

    I think that you're an accident!

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.