Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
My sad ass life.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
How to not exist: Kys.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
