THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
My horrible life.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
U were accidental.
Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?
A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Yourself.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Your life.
you.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Your life.
My life.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
