Existence jokes

THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

My horrible life.

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What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

U were accidental.

Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.

You know Sally? She's dead now.

Yourself.

Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).

Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.

Your life.

you.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

Your life.

My life.

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.