Existence jokes

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Who are you?

Yourself.

My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.

She does not exist.

My life, haha, so funny!

JOKES

1. my life 2. pat as a cat.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

My life...

If you read this, your life is a joke.

My life, there, that was the joke.

You want a joke? My entire existence.

All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.

Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.

My life.

My existence.

Your own life, hah!

Dean's sex life.

"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."

My chance of finding love.

Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist then.