Existence jokes
Me and my life.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
The joke is me.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
Who are you?
Yourself.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
My life, haha, so funny!
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My life...
If you read this, your life is a joke.
My life, there, that was the joke.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
My life.
My existence.
Your own life, hah!
Dean's sex life.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."