Existence jokes
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
My life.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Life is all that matters.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Your face and your life.
Karolien's life.
My life is a joke.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.