Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Existence Jokes
Life is all that matters.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Your face and your life.
Karolien's life.
My life is a joke.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Lachlan's life.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Caley's life.
