Existence jokes
How is the world like dirt?
Because we don't think twice about it.
They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Lachlan's life.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Caley's life.
Conor's life.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend's life.
His life.
Louie's parents tried this.
Oliver Savage's life.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Me.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What is life?
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.