Existence jokes
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Caley's life.
Conor's life.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend's life.
His life.
Louie's parents tried this.
Oliver Savage's life.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Me.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What is life?
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
My sex life.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.