Existence jokes
Conor's life.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
My friend's life.
His life.
Louie's parents tried this.
Oliver Savage's life.
What do you call a person?
A person.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Me.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What is life?
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
My sex life.
The world's funniest joke? Your life.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Please don't kill [me].
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
My dick is longer than your life.