why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
I was writing my final exams, and i saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world, to my knowledge i chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG, i was shocked beyond repair, shame on you psg, im now a college dropout
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
