Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Memes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.