Exaggeration jokes
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Every god damn day
Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.