Exaggeration jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!