Exaggeration jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.