Exaggeration jokes

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!

This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.