Exaggeration jokes
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Mine never stops.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!