Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
