In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Where did suzy go during the bombing? everywhere
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
