Everywhere

Everywhere jokes

Racism

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

Minefield

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

Shooting

Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?

Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Memes

Sally

Why can't Sally swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.

Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

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  • Flower

    A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.

    To not be outdone, the blond retorts:

    "That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"

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  • Mama

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

    Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

    Ex

    So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

    Parent

    Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!

    Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂

    Friend

    My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

    Girl

    Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

    Father

    My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

    Minefield

    Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

    That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.