Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Evers Jokes
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
