Evers jokes

If I ever ran for public office, I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

Yeah, neither has he!

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That's okay. There is really no point to it.

People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.

2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?