I asked an European what do u call Karens in ur country he said American women
Americans: Miles per hour Europeans: Bullets per kid...
The population in Ireland's capital started rapidly growing, infact, it's Dublin!
When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"
Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"
And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"
It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊
If you'r american when you go in the bathroom and you american when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If you inter the bathroom as a american and leave the bathroom as american what are you in the bathroom? A European
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick she got mad because I rushed her....
Get it's Russia and rushed her
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland. what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European
if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European
Ur American when u walk to the bathroom. what are you when ur in there
Ur-a-peen Eurapean
