What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
Why are the best used guns from France ? Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Knock knock, who's their? Europe, Europe who? No i'm not
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
A German went to France for a holiday and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." -- Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
