The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Knock knock, who's there? europe europewho (yourapoo)
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Spppppp.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
