Epidemic jokes

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.

What’s the most positive thing in Africa?

Their HIV test.

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

Parademic

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."

A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"

Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."

Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"