Epidemic jokes

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.