Epidemic jokes

What’s the most positive thing in Africa?

Their HIV test.

When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Social distancing.