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normal person:
-sings lyrics
me:
-sings lyrics
-sings backup vocals
-sings guitar riffs
-plays air drum the entire song
-head-bangs

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Chance the Rapper: *releases album after three years*
"I'm so proud of this album, I've worked long and hard
on it"
Entire rap community:
Hahaha. This sucks man.

A toddler watching an entire
bookshelf tilt towards them

Nicki Minaj
@NICKIMINAJ
my pussy so wet no child in africa would be
thirsty again if i just squirted over the entire
continent
08:52 AM - 03 Feb 14
24.8K Retweet 2,418 Quote Tweets 147K Likes

Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

bowtiesandbrotanks
u cant cuk
u a rat
The Entire Plot of Disney-Pixar's Ratatoulie
fuk da poleec

FEDERAL AGENTS WATCHING ME
GULP DOWN AN ENTIRE BAG OF
PLASTIC POWDER WITH A
BOTTLE OF CANOLA SEED OIL

G
Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815,
but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of
demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and
railroads across the nation so that everything can be
destroyed if invaders attack.
0
WHO'S THERE?
I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT
AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"