Entertainment jokes
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.