What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Entertainment Jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
