Entertainment jokes
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.