How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Entertainment Jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his rhyming watch!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE.
Why download Fruit Ninja when you have your arm?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
