What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade once. It killed 300 people.
And then it exploded.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
