What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
Why is England so bad at clash of clans? Because they lost their queen
hell hates freezers and Englnd and soccer
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Did the people of England see a game over sign in the sky when the quean died
R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II.
tommyinit said long live the queen. look at where shes at now
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
The man was Indian he moved to England because he wanted to learn so got a job at the store he learned how to say register then he was a business man he learned how to say 59887 then returant so he learned how to say fork and knifes so a man came with a knife the cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him he said him he pointed to the Indian man the cop asked what did you use he said register cop asked for ID 59887the cop asked anything on you forks and knife he said me me me
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
