Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
What do you do when your sister askes you “why are you sad” Reply back with “Because you were born”
Why am I so sad?
I hate myself.
The wedding was so emotional, Even the cake was in tiers.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!”
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
