I started crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Bored.
I have it.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
