Emoś jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
like if you know someone that is emo.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.