Emoś jokes
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."