Emoś jokes
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
lol anons are idiots
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.