Emoś jokes
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
the emo is here and tired
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Like if you are emo.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."