Emoś jokes
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
Memes
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"