Emoś jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Like if I am emo.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
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