Emoś jokes
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.