Emoś jokes
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What do emos do?
Hang.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"