Emoś jokes
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"