Emoś jokes
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.