Emoś jokes
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.