Emoś jokes
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.