Emoś jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."