Emoś jokes
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Q: What's an emo's favourite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.