Emoś jokes
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.