Emoś jokes
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.