Emoś jokes
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.