Emoś jokes
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.