Emoś jokes
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.