Emoś jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!