Emoś jokes
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"