Emoś jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.