Emoś jokes
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.