Emoś jokes
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*