Emoś jokes
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.