Emo kid jokes
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
The emo kid asked the tree for a high five. The tree left them hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.