Emo kid jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.