Emo kid jokes
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.