Emo kid jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.