Emo kid jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.