Emo kid jokes
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"