I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
What do you call a gang of emo kids
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare You know it’s bouta hang over
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
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