What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What does one emo kids say to the other
I like you cuts g
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him
