Emo kid jokes
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!