What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
