Woodworking jokes
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why are carpenters never horny after work?
Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.