Woodworking jokes
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
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What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
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How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
If trees could kill you, they wood.