Education Jokes

Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?

To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his RAP SHEET

Why did the rapper go to school?

To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CABULARY

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats

Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended

I’m in catholic school

Marriage is really educational

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."