New Education Jokes - Page 38

What do cheetahs do when they get a test?

They cheat!!!

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What flies around the school at night?

Alpha-bats!

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Why is there a middle school?

Because the kids that go there are middle class families.

When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”

Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”

Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”

Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”

VOTING SEMIFINAL 1

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

Vote for the better joke.

Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?

Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."