Education jokes
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"