Education jokes

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?

School shooter.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

10+10

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.