Education jokes
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.