Education jokes
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."