Education jokes
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.