Education jokes
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
What's 9 + 10?
21
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.
“I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?”
“From my father,” said Johnny.
“Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.”
“I do,” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”