Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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Education Jokes
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
This. This is my class.
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o)
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
