Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I got rejected from art school today so yeah
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
We don't have school shooters we have special ed breeches
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
me,'' i came home laughing'' parents,'' what's wrong'' me,''the teacher asked everyone a question luckily i was the only one who had known'' parents,'' good for you johnny what was the fantastic question your teacher had gave everyone and only knew'' me,'' well its kinda complicated but here it goes'' parents,''what is it'' me,''WHO FARTED.''
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
