What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions? They can't be way too loud.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
does anyone go to eagle high school? tell me what classes from 1st period to 4th period if you do go to eagle high school.
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
What do you call a sick eagle 🦅?
ill-eagle! 😂
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagleastic band!
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚘? A magic car 🚗 can fly and a human can not fly
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
