How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.