Eagle

Eagle Jokes

Man

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

Type

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

Bear

I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

Food

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

Nest

What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?

An eagle-lastic band!

Home

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a magic car?

A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.

Category

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?

Hair

Why is the bald eagle bald?

Because it has no hair.

It has feathers. LOL.

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