Dying jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
Little Johnny died.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.