Dying jokes
Little Johnny died.
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Memes
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.