Dying jokes
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Memes
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
My grandpa died to ligma.
Ligma balls lol.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Desmend: FLY
Draco: FLY
Me: DIE
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!