Dying jokes
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Why can't Jesus judge gay people?
He got nailed right before he died.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
So accurate
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
I want to die hahahahhaha.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!