Dying jokes

Death

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

Suicide

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I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Jesus

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What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

Info

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Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

Water

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What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Kid

There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:

Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.

Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.

These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.

Only Ninety's kids know about this.

Cliff

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I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.

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