Dying jokes
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
My dad died lol.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.