I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
Whats the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
