I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said thanks for visiting.
What do you call a rapper who took a DUMP?
Lil' Crappie
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
your whife dompd you becose you or so poor and you or so ugly you olsow live under a rock and hav no monny you got dumpt so hord you cant rememder you got dumps.
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: nooo don’t leave me catch me ahhh
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didn’t catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u
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trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
DUMP IN A STU,MP AHAHAHAHAHAHA
How to do trick a gay man to have sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
My gf dumped me so I took her wheel chair
Guess who came crawling back
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
Whats the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
