Prostitution

Epicjokes

How can a prostitute make more money then a drug dealer?

She can clean her crack and sell it again.

Difference

DoNtDoDrUgSkIdS

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs

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Difference

Mom jokes

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back not the milk tho😭

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between drugs and children? i don’t sell drugs.

Wet

Joseph Wiseou

your snorting cociane with your Buddys your eyes are closed feeling the bliss of drugs when suddenly something wet touches your nostril your buddy mark stuck his PENIS in your face. you look up at mark and he says “I’m sorry” and runs away his pants still down.

Kid

Eleventeen Dollars

Say no to drugs kids, suddenly, the poster dissapeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.

Today

Anonymous

i bought drugs today.

Sea

urmom

what does a shark smoke sea-WEED

how do whales breathe under water they take a deep METH

Life

Queen Boberta

MY LIFE

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between kids and drugs? I don’t sell drugs.

Problem

Ya ma’s a wee bawbag

What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems

(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed

Little Johnny

oh im a gummy bear

What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa…

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Common

Jp2008

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

Yes

Kamikaze

"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i’m talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes