What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.

Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…? Person: Addicted. You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted… laughs (It’s supposed to sound like “A dick did”)

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

whats a ducks favorite drug? cwack

I bought these trainers from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced it with but i have been trippin’ all day.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

-high definition or addictionary

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs… Oh, wait. He already did.

Read this

Crack

What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever… I don’t gnome why but… it CRACKed me up abit!!!

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Pussy = drugs

whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it

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