Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE MY WIFE GOR HOT BY A BUS!!! AND I LOST MY JOB AS A BUS DRIVER!!
Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist.
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
