Driver jokes

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Three drunk guys entered a taxi.

The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

Q. If a pedophile, necrophile, and a guy who is into incest are all sitting in a car, who's driving?

A. A police officer.

You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.

Who's the bus driver?

You will never nose [know].

What did the bus driver say to the car?

"What is your address?"

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.