School Bus Driver jokes

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.