School Bus Driver jokes

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

All then are bad.

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).