School Bus Driver jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."