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Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr š„ I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time š¤© I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead š As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghostā ļø but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo š„³ Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me šā„ļø
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one āļø
what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: Iām not going to sit down I donāt want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: āstands upā Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus š
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus š
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any- let's just say I list my job as a bud driver
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Whoās the bus driver You will never nose
