Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human being is the one who
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What is a good night sleep good night night love ❤️
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a house and a car 🚘? A car car can drive and house 🏡 can not drive
