A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a human being is the one who
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What is a good night sleep good night night love ❤️
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive yyyy is the difference between a good
What time is it when you can drive home from phone
What time is it when you can not walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
So what is the difference between a real doctor
What is the difference between a house and a car 🚘? A car car can drive and house 🏡 can not drive
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What is a dog that you can drive? A big dog 🐶 car 🚘
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
